Eddie Schweighardt credited as playing...
Greg
- Larry David: [explaining to his girlfriend's seven-year-old son, Greg, who Adolf Hitler was] He didn't - he didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.
- Greg: [gasps] I would kick his butt.
- Larry David: Would you!
- Greg: Yes.
- Larry David: Good for you.
- [pointing to the next room]
- Larry David: What's that - what are you watching in there?
- Greg: "Project Runway." Good show.
- Larry David: And what do you like about it?
- Greg: [very flamboyantly] The fashion! It's, like, the best show ever!
- Larry David: You like fashion?
- Greg: Yes. I do.
- Larry David: [processing this] Hmm.
- Greg: [pointing to a swastika Larry doodled] Ooh! What's that right there?
- Larry David: Oh, that's called a, uh, swastika.
- Greg: [illustrating with arm motions] I like how the lines just go straight and then up and then down and then straight and then up and then down. It's *beautiful.* My birthday's coming up in a week, so - can you get me one?
- Larry David: A swastika?
- Greg: Yeah.
- Larry David: I - I don't know, Greg, I'll have to think about that.
- Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.
- Larry David: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.
- Greg: [cheerfully] Get a life, Jews!
- Susie Greene: [Greg has just given her a pillow sham with a swastika stitched on it] What the... What? Where did you learn about this symbol?
- Greg: Larry taught me how to make a swastika.
- [Larry shakes his head in horror]
- Greg: He wrote it on a piece of paper.
- Larry David: [nervously] Greg... No, I...
- Greg: He was drawing, like, this evil man who hated Jews. What was his name again, Larry?
- Larry David: [panicking] Hitler?
- Greg: [brightly] Hitler! Yeah, Hitler.
- Susie Greene: Larry taught you how to make this?
- Larry David: No, I was...
- Jennifer: [to Larry] You taught him how to make a swastika?
- Larry David: No, I was doodling...
- Susie Greene: [enraged] What the hell are you thinking?
- Larry David: [backs away, desperately trying to defend himself] I was doodling! I was just doodling!
- Susie Greene: On a PILLOW SHAM? You think this is an appropriate symbol to be petty-pointing on a pillow?
- [inadvertently walks right into the path of an approaching biker]
- Jeff Greene: SUSIE, LOOK OUT!
- [shoves the screaming Susie out of the way, and the biker accidentally crashes into Jeff. Greg screams]