Ty Burrell credited as playing...
Phil Dunphy
- Claire Dunphy: Are you watching Gloria in my sunglasses?
- Phil Dunphy: Is she moving in slow-motion, or is my brain doing that?
- Phil Dunphy: In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they're delicious? No. It's because they want to give their female... bear, giraffe, what have you... the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear: I don't condone eating your kids, although I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
- Phil Dunphy: Honey, come on. Let's turn this vacation into a honeymoon!
- Claire Dunphy: Sweet pea, I'm a mom traveling with my kids. For me, this is not a vacation. It's a business trip.
- Phil Dunphy: [Finds Jay in a hammock] Hey! What are you doing?
- Jay Pritchett: I'm stuck. I laid down, my back went out.
- Phil Dunphy: Oh. Well, don't you worry. We're gonna get you out of here. Grab on.
- Jay Pritchett: Yeah, you know, Phil, this might not be the best...
- Phil Dunphy: No, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna rock you. Like a hurricane. I'm kidding. You're too old to get that.