- Crystal (manager): Our clientele that come to the restaurant are old people. All the servers, they read the obituaries to see if our costumers are listed on there. After a while it's pretty sad when you see them listed, knocking them down like dominos.
- Gordon Ramsay: Complicated? What? My gran' could do better, and she's dead!
- [after a cook tells Ramsay making a simple salad is complicated]