Patricia Heaton credited as playing...
Frankie Heck
- Frankie Heck: You're confusing Mother's Day with Father's Day. Father's Day is great, and you know why? 'Cause a mom is running it.
- Sue Heck: I stole something. I stole an inspirational fridge magnet.
- Frankie Heck: A what?
- Sue Heck: A magnet for the fridge to hold papers and stuff. I just loved it so much and Dad wouldn't buy it for me, and now I just feel terrible, and I never thought I'd be the kind of person to steal something. But the magnet said "Think of the thing you cannot do and then do it", and so I thought about it and I did it. Oh my God, I'm a stealer. I stole!
- Frankie Heck: You didn't like your dehydrator?
- Pat Spence: It's ridiculous. I'm going to go buy four dollars a pound grapes and spend hours turning them into ninety-nine cent raisins? Use your head.
- Frankie Heck: You think that's a horrible gift? I got an inflatable foot bath.
- Sue Heck: You didn't like your foot bath?
- Frankie Heck: It's ridiculous. What about me says I'm the kind of person who wants to blow something up and stick my feet in it?