Angourie Rice credited as playing...
Honor Rose
- Honor Rose: Poor girl, so ignored and so used to it. I suppose I should be sympathetic, but as I always say, you can't spell sympathetic without pathetic.
- Gary: [discussing the kissing scene in the play] Kennedy, text Grace. She's out.
- Kennedy Smith: I don't have her number. I don't have anyone's number.
- Honor Rose: Who the hell can we get this late who can learn the part?
- Travis Biggins: Well it doesn't matter. She's gonna have a problem with me kissing any girl.
- Honor Rose: [faking concern] Well, what are we going to do?
- Gary: Well I'm not giving up. I'll be honest with you, Travis, I really didn't think you were gonna work out, but you're really good in this part.
- Travis Biggins: Thanks, but it's just as well. I mean, I have a couple of big mid-terms coming up, and between practice and the play, my grades have already taken a hit.
- Honor Rose: [addressing the camera] I have to time this just right.
- Honor Rose: We have to pack it in. I mean, we can't recast anyway. The only one who knows the part anyway well enough is you, Gary.
- Kennedy Smith: That's a great idea. Gary should play Mary. It would be a homage to the Elizabethan tradition of men portraying women.
- Honor Rose: [addressing the camera] Oh my God, check out the unexpected assist from Kennedy. They grow up so fast.