Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble
When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
King of the Hill
Johnny Hardwick credited as playing...
Dale Gribble
- Dale Gribble: You don't love Lori. Love doesn't even exist. It's just a chemical created in the labs of DuPont. It was an accident, while they were developing those spatulas that don't melt.
- Hank Hill: Don't you think it's time to talk to Joseph about... uh... relations?
- Dale Gribble: But Joseph is young - he is still snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
- Hank Hill: He's six feet tall with a moustache. It's time.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Want me to get you some milk?
- Dale Gribble: No, I'll just have my cereal with tears.