Rose McIver credited as playing...
Samantha
- [Jay and Sam are depressed because their first wedding event fell through, and their bills are piling up. The mansion's ghosts are in the room offering ideas to make money]
- Pete Martino: Y'know, a bake sale is a quick way to earn some cash. Our troop once raised $78 in one week.
- Samantha: [unenthusiastically] Thanks, Pete...
- Jay Arondekar: What's happening?
- Alberta Haynes: The ghosts are pitching ways for us to make money.
- Jay Arondekar: That's sweet. Any viable ideas?
- Alberta Haynes: I have a plan. But it only works if you have a Tommy Gun.
- Samantha: Not really...
- Trevor: Here's what you do: You go to New York. You look up this guy I know. He's gonna double your money. His name: Bernie Madoff. Miracle worker!
- Flower: I robbed a bank once, if that helps. Did I ever tell you guys about that?
- [All the other ghosts moan, since they've heard Flowers story ad nauseum]