Jonathan Morgan has some great laurels to rest on, but clearly cranks out too many pot-boilers for Wicked Pictures under an ongoing contract spanning decades. This silly saga to spotlight contract stars Kaylani Lei and Kirsten Price is all fizzle, no sizzle (to paraphrase Snoop Dogg).
Cornball from start to finish, it concerns sexually active redhead Price insisting on making over bookworm roommate Kaylani, with the usual blind date blues resulting. Lei is peppy, adept at slapstick and instantly endearing, but the Morgan vehicle is not worthy of her talents.
Truly awful casting has Dane Cross as the neighbor who in under a minute we assume will end up with the girl, but not until 100 minutes of running time has elapsed. Better at being taken advantage of by nearly every MILF actress in the business, Cross's "aw shucks" performance is miserable and I was rooting for him to get killed in a car crash rather than get to bed the lovely Lei.
Routine of Price giving Lei a makeover is ridiculous, as Kaylani is beautiful even when outfitted in glasses and plain Jane styling. Both stars are upstaged by Morgan's "bring on the tits" approach to casting, so that the irrelevant sex scenes for busty Dylan Ryder and equally endowed Jayden James are far more impressive than the yawner sex applied to the heroines by studs like Mick Blue. Mick's attempt at a comedy performance portraying an uber-egotistical stud is dreadful.
Extras get no credit, but I spotted utility-infielder level porn actor Chad Diamond (see him hump trannies for a living in recent Dana Vespoli epics) as a NonSex bartender.
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