Lexi Glass
Gardner
Staff Editor
Secretary at Office
Navy Man
Plumber
Girlfriend
Alex
Self - Interviewee
Half-Wolfbaby
Nokohran Wolfman
Denny (as Ian Hinck)
Navy Captain
Trish
Craigslist Guy
Dirty Diane
Neighbor in Wheelchair
Hector
Journalist
Lucy
H.G.
Jogger
Sal (as J. Andrew Ramsey)
Office Assistant (as Margie Ratliff)
Krissy
Bikini Girl One
Monk Ghetto Gardner
Mongo
Zombie
Gina