Matt Lanter credited as playing...
Edward Sullen
- Chinese Food Delivery Guy: Someone order Chinese food?
- Edward Sullen: [Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca] Let's go! They'll be hungry again in half an hour!
- Edward Sullen: [as his family is trying to kill Becca] Every time I bring a girl over, you try to eat her! It's not fair!
- Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.
- [Becca farts in Edward's face]
- Becca Crane: [playing guitar and singing] Hey, Eddie, well, I know it might seem petty, but I can't stop obsessing over you.
- Edward Sullen: Put down that guitar and stop singing like Taylor Swift.