Mae Whitman credited as playing...
Bianca Piper
- Toby Tucker: The song was mine.
- Bianca Piper: Yeah I'm not surprised cause it was a piece of shit... and so are you.
- Bianca Piper: In the end, it isn't about popularity or even getting the guy. It's about understanding that no matter what label is thrown your way, only you can define yourself.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Where are your girls at?
- Bianca Piper: It's actually not my job to give you pervey intel on my best friends but good luck anyway.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well it kind of is though, you know as their duff.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush, Bianca Piper: Sorry, as their what?
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Duff, D-U-F-F: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
- Bianca Piper: What did you just say to me?
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: It's not like a big deal, every group has one, you know the one who doesn't look as good , thus making their friends look better. The one whose easy to talk to because no one's trying to get with them. You friended up! Good time!
- Bianca Piper: If I wanted to go shopping, I could have done that with Jess and Casey. I need you to give me real talk.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You've gotta a uniboob. Your posture sucks and your clothes fit weird 'cause you wear the wrong size bra. Boom! Real talk!
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You can't take it so literally. A DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, it's like Tony Romo is a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse.
- Bianca Piper: I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
- Bianca Piper: Ok free lesson... the first one is always free. Ok so lean in, slowly, close your eyes and
- [licks his face up to the forehead]
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: [wiping his head with his sleeve] Oh! No way!... You... are a phenomenal kisser!
- Bianca Piper: Oh, uh, I... I have a date.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Hmm?
- [flexes pecks]
- Bianca Piper: Don't do that?
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You do? You don't?
- [flexes pecks twice]
- Bianca Piper: Stop! Uh...
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Question?
- [rolls pecks]
- Bianca Piper: It's important!
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What? What do you want?
- [flexes and rolls them twice with each sentence]
- Bianca Piper: Come on, please!
- Matt: Oh! What the hell Bianca?
- [attempts to cover bulge in underwear as Bianca enters the lockeroom]
- Bianca Piper: Kinda looks like a penis, only smaller.
- Mr. Arthur: You may not believe this, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.
- Bianca Piper: [sarcastically] No! Really?
- Mr. Arthur: Yeah, there was no cool name for it when I was in high school, it was like the Dipshit, Douchebag, use to get Asian Erkel.
- Bianca Piper: [aftering punching Wes in the face] Why is your hand messed up?
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Believe me. You're not the only one running around, punching people today.
- [Cutaway to Wes slamming a teammate against the wall]
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: No one sees that video again! Got me? You tell everyone!
- Matt: I don't know that many people.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well, make some more friends, and tell them.
- [Wes walks away]
- Matt: [confused] What?
- Dottie: You... look crazy
- [stares down in horror at Bianca's pajamas and sock crock attire]
- Bianca Piper: Crazy amazing.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Are you giving me kissing advice?
- Bianca Piper: Yes, I guess I am.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: B...
- Bianca Piper: Yeah, you need it.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: That's how people kiss.
- Bianca Piper: Euhm... in porn, maybe.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What's wrong with porn?
- Bianca Piper: If this was a porn movie, we would not be sitting on a rock having a conversation, you know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or ehm... cleaning my pool.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: How old is the porn you are watching?... That is not a thing anymore.
- Bianca Piper: Why was I Bosley? There were three angels!
- [glancing in horror at the old dress-up photo on facebook of younger Jess, Casey and herself]
- Bianca Piper: .
- Bianca Piper: Alright, let's do this shit!
- [upon looking at Jess' finished product]
- Dottie: Fucking A!
- Madison Morgan: Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it... Caitlyn, can you make sure you get an Instagram shot of them opening it?
- Caitlyn: Yep, on it.
- Madison Morgan: Oh yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.
- Bianca Piper: Whoa, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? On a school night?
- Madison Morgan: Yeah, I can do that.
- Bianca Piper: Damn, dude, all right. Well, yeah, we're in.
- Madison Morgan: Oooh, um, Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in and I only have a certain amount but, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.
- Casey Cordero: Problem solved.
- Bianca Piper: Hey, look at that.
- Madison Morgan: Wonderful.
- Bianca Piper: Can't wait! Should I bring anything or, well, okay!
- Bianca Piper: I had no idea guys like you ever thought about that kind of stuff.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: That's because you're racist against jocks. You're jock-cist.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: I'm about to go off and study Hesse's law and how it relates to enthalpic chemical change...
- Bianca Piper: Who are you and what have you done with Wes?
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Or maybe I just google celeb nip slips. Curtain's open.
- Bianca Piper: There he is... .