Christopher McDonald credited as playing...
Captain Nemesis
- Four Arms: Four Arms!
- Captain Nemesis: Captain Nemesis!
- Four Arms: Why are you shouting your name out? It's stupid!
- Captain Nemesis: My name isn't "Stupid" - although I have been thinking of dropping the Captain part. It doesn't really describe me accurately anymore.
- Captain Nemesis: I can't believe I wasted my whole life trying to protect people like you. Captain Nemesis is dead! From now on, call me... Overlord!
- Goop: How about we call you a good therapist?
- Ben Tennyson: You're a living legend!
- Captain Nemesis: Yes, and if you live long enough, they'll say that about you, too, Benetton.
- Ben Tennyson: [correcting] Tennyson.
- Captain Nemesis: If you live long enough.
- TV Reporter #2: Are you Captain Nemesis's NEW sidekick?
- Ben Tennyson: I took out ten of these things and he only beat one. Maybe he should be MY sidekick.
- Will Harangue: Captain Nemesis, Will Harange from The Will Harangue Nation." Ben Tennyson just said you were over the hill and unable to do your job.
- Ben Tennyson: I didn't say...!
- Will Harangue: What do you think of this super-powered juvenile delinquent and his lack of respect for American icons like yourself?
- Captain Nemesis: He's not a delinquent, Will. He's just misguided. It's the responsibility of all of us to guide our youth into making better decisions. For instance...
- Captain Nemesis: [to Ben] ... since you feel so competitive with me, how about we channel that where it can do some good?
- Ben Tennyson: I don't understand.
- Captain Nemesis: I propose a friendly competition, a contest of heroes. All proceeds to charity, of course.
- Ben Tennyson: I'm sorry. What?