François Cluzet credited as playing...
- Philippe: My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. It's having to be without her.
- Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
- Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
- Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind
- Philippe: [Driss shaves François beard turning into a weird mustache] Oh, it's awful.
- [moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache]
- Philippe: I look like my grandpa.
- Driss: Okay. Let me shave the rest off.
- Philippe: [François now has a Hitler mustache] No, come on.
- Driss: That's not funny, no?
- Philippe: Don't you mean "nein"?
- [does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on]
- Driss: So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?
- Philippe: That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.
- [Both laugh]
- Driss: Both of them?
- [They laugh even harder]
- [Orchestra plays next symphony]
- Driss: Isn't it Tom and Jerry?
- Philippe: [resisting to laugh] Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help.
- Philippe: [teasing] What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.
- Driss: Easy on the sass, alright.
- [Philippe laughs]
- [while Driss is shaving Philippe, the razor near his jugular]
- Philippe: A quick cut would settle it.
- Driss: You're in great shape. I love it.
- Driss: Can't the motivation sign for you?
- Philippe: No no no, Magalie can't do that.
- Driss: It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.
- Driss: You can't buy this crap! It's not possible.
- Philippe: It's possibe.
- Driss: The guy wants 30 rand for a nosebleed!
- Philippe: Tell me, Driss, why are people interested in art?
- Driss: It's all business , I guess.
- Philippe: No. It's the trace of our passage on this earth.
