Walt Dohrn credited as playing...
Smidge • Fuzzbert • Cloud Guy • Mr. Dinkles • Tunnel Troll • Wedgie Bergen #2
- Branch: I don't do high fives.
- Cloud Guy: Slap it, boss.
- Branch: Nope.
- Cloud Guy: A little slappy, make daddy happy?
- Branch: That's just weird.
- Cloud Guy: Here, just do this...
- [high-fives himself]
- Cloud Guy: ... but with your hand.
- Branch: Thank you for that demonstration of what I will not be doing.
- Poppy: Branch! It's just a high-five! The others lead to certain death! Get perspective!
- Branch: Fine!
- [goes for a high-five, but Cloud Guy pulls away]
- Cloud Guy: Too slow!
- King Gristle: And what might your name be?
- Bridget: Uhh...
- Biggie: Lady!
- Guy Diamond: Glitter!
- Smidge: Sparkles!
- Branch: Seriously?
- Bridget: Lady Glitter Sparkles Seriously.
- Bridget: I can't believe something like that would just happen? And it just DID! I'm so happy I could just scream! Aaaaah aaah.
- Poppy: I could scream too! Creek is alive!
- Poppy, Chenille, Cooper, Biggie, Guy Diamond, Smidge, DJ Suki, Satin: [scream happily]
- Branch: [screams hoarsely]
- Cooper: *That's* your happy shout?
- Branch: It's been a while.
- [first lines]
- Poppy: [narrating] Once upon a time in a happy forest in the happiest tree lived the happiest creatures the world has ever known. The Trolls.
- [two Trolls speak gibberish]
- Poppy: They loved nothing more than to sing, and dance, and hug. Dance, and hug, and sing, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance,
- [speeds up]
- Poppy: and hug, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance, and hug.
- [Poppy sped up so fast that one of the trolls cries and faints]
- Poppy: But then one day, the Trolls were discovered by a Bergen!
- [a Bergen grunts]
- Poppy: The Bergen's didn't know how to sing,
- [two Bergens sing off-key]
- Poppy: or dance,
- [a Bergen kicks a Bergen]
- Poppy: or even hug.
- [a Bergen wedges a Bergen's underwear]
- Poppy: They were the most miserable creatures in all the land.
- [Cloud Guy makes rain on the two Bergens]
- Poppy: And once they saw how happy the Trolls were, they wanted some of that happiness for themselves.
- [a Troll sings but then a Bergen eats a Troll; the Troll screams; other Trolls gasp]
- Smidge: Oh, my God!
- Poppy: Eating a Troll made them feel so happy, they started a tradition. Once a year, every year, the Bergens would gather around the Troll Tree to taste happiness on a holiday they called Trollstice.