Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Tobias Fornell: You know Jethro, if it weren't for Diane, we wouldn't have the - kind of relationship - that we have.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tobias, you've always been a glass half full kind of guy.
- Tobias Fornell: Never have to pay alomony again.
- Jimmy Palmer: [to his bluetooth - laughing] Not if I have anything to say about it. Hon, where did you say we're having dinner?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Oh "hon", the Commander cares little about your evening dinner plans, Mr. Palmer.
- Jimmy Palmer: Uh Breena - Breena, I gotta go. Have fun aspirating the bile.
- [Ends the call]
- Jimmy Palmer: I am so sorry. She like to have someone to talk to while she's embalming.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I think you should marry that girl, Palmer.
- Tobias Fornell: Oh come on, Jethro. Before it got bad, there must have been some good times.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: She caught her finger in the car door once.
- Tobias Fornell: Hey, you get an invitation to Diane's wedding.
- [Gibbs stares at DiNozzo. DiNozzo moves away slowly]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, I got three.
- Tobias Fornell: Three? Woman always was persistent.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tobias, she's a pain in the butt.
- Tobias Fornell: Are you going?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are *you*?
- Tobias Fornell: [about Diane's wedding] Who the Hell am I trying to kid? I don't want to go either... Eh, she'll understand.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, right - like Hell.
- Tobias Fornell: Good point. You know who the new guy is?
- [Chuckling]
- Tobias Fornell: Homeland Security - she'll never learn.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I that that's probably the same cinnamon roll that's been there ever since I started.
- Former Marine 1st Lieutenant Sam Keeler: It's looking pretty good to me right now.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs buys the cinnamon roll for Keeler, and hands it to him] First one in, last one out.
- Former Marine 1st Lieutenant Sam Keeler: Hoo rah.