Maria Canals-Barrera credited as playing...
Theresa Russo
- [first lines]
- Justin Russo: Guys! Guys, is the mail here yet?
- Theresa Russo: Ah, Justin. You have been so anxious about the mail all week, honey. It's just a dollar twenty-five rebate on maple syrup. Give him two fifty to get him to stop talking about it, Jerry.
- Jerry Russo: I don't carry that kind of cash! How 'bout half a banana?
- Jerry Russo: [to Alex and Justin] It looks like you're both winners.
- Theresa Russo: Jerry, I don't think you understand; now they have to work together.
- Jerry Russo: Oh my gosh, we're all losers!
- Jerry Russo: Look, before you guys start working together, I want to make one thing perfectly clear: Do not come to your mother and me with your problems.
- Theresa Russo: That's right. It's not that we don't care; it's just that this seems like a regular brother and sister kind of problem, not 'there's a black hole in the Sub Station sucking in the universe' kind of problem.
- Alex Russo: When are you gonna let that go?
- Theresa Russo: When someone finds my storage box, full of my Christmas sweaters.
- Alex Russo: I don't think the black hole got rid of those.
- Jerry Russo: No, it was the black hole.