Ken Jeong credited as playing...
Floyd Eagle-san
- [Gru arrives at Eagle Hair Club]
- Gru: [contacting Lucy] Alright, I'm going in.
- Lucy: [informs him at Bake My Day by monitor as he activates a chem-tracking device shaped like a belt; through headphones] If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle
- [aloud]
- Lucy: will make a sound like this: Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!
- Gru: [cuts off Lucy; annoyed] Okay! I get it! I get it!
- [fumbles with the automatic door, then enters Eagle Hair Club]
- Floyd Eagle-san: [chuckles] Welcome to Eagle Hair Club.
- [turns his eagle-like chair, revealing himself holding and stroking a toupee]
- Floyd Eagle-san: It's about time you showed up... Mr. Gru.
- [the bald eagle perched next to him squawks]
- Gru: You... know my name?
- Floyd Eagle-san: [chuckles] When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged, I make it my business to know all about them. You are bald. And that is bad.
- [strokes the toupee he's holding, kisses it, then puts it on a mannequin head]
- Floyd Eagle-san: There you go, my sweet.
- [at Bake My Day]
- Lucy: [monitoring Gru's chem-tracking device] I'm getting nothing so far. I think you need to look around.
- [at Eagle Hair Club, after listening to Lucy in the headphones; Gru walks away, smiling nervously, and starts looking around the mall, but none of the mannequin heads give a signal]
- Gru: [starts thrusting his hips once noticing a painting] Wow, this looks interesting. What is it?
- Floyd Eagle-san: [suspiciously] I take it you're an art lover?
- Lucy: [in headphones] No serum.
- Gru: Yeah, not so much.
- [walks over to a podium holding a trophy and starts thrusting his hips at it]
- Gru: Oh, how about this impressive trinket?
- Floyd Eagle-san: [gasps] I hardly call it trinket, Mr. Gru.
- Lucy: [in headphones] Nothing.
- Floyd Eagle-san: The International...
- Gru: Yeah, I don't care.
- [moves over to a shelf filled with wig samples and starts straddling it]
- Lucy: [in headphones, startling Gru] Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo! Hold on, I'm picking up something. Behind that wall!
- Gru: Ahh... and what do we have here?
- Floyd Eagle-san: [grabs a sample] These are my trial wigs.
- [hands Gru a bag with a wig in it]
- Floyd Eagle-san: You should take one.
- Gru: No thanks.
- [sticks his head into the shelf]
- Gru: So what's on the other side of the wall?
- Floyd Eagle-san: There you are! Look at me! Focus!
- Lucy: [in headphones] Gru?
- Floyd Eagle-san: I promise, that this wig will transform you from ugly to irresistible.
- Floyd Eagle-san: [handcuffed and carried away] I was framed! You won't get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman!