John Krasinski credited as playing...
Jim Halpert
- Jim Halpert: Wow, that's a lot of keys.
- Dwight Schrute: The bigger the key chain, the more powerful the man.
- Jim Halpert: That's right. The janitor said that.
- Michael Scott: [about Luke's laser] Okay, can I have that?
- Luke Cooper: No.
- Michael Scott: Ok, I am going to count down from five.
- Michael Scott: Five, four.
- [Luke counts with him]
- Michael Scott: I'm not kidding.
- Luke Cooper: Three, two, one.
- [Luke still mocking Michael with the counting]
- Michael Scott: Give-okay. Alright, give it up.
- Luke Cooper: No!
- Michael Scott: [bending Luke over desk, spanking him repeatedly] You are going to learn to be more professional, Luke!
- Luke Cooper: What the...
- Michael Scott: That's what you're going to do, Luke!
- Luke Cooper: What the hell was that?
- Michael Scott: I had to do that.
- Luke Cooper: Hey, -bleep- this! Screw it!
- Michael Scott: All right. Are we good?
- [Luke runs out crying]
- Michael Scott: You're okay. He's okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.
- Kevin Malone: That was awesome!
- Stanley Hudson: Texas justice.
- Kelly Kapoor: Yeah, your nephew is so lame.
- Creed Bratton: He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Yeah, it's funny stuff, but mean.
- Jim Halpert: You follow him on Twitter?