Greg Giraldo credited as playing...
Self - Roaster
- Greg Giraldo: [about Seth MacFarlane] I do love that Stewie character on your show. He's great. You made all your money 'cause you created a fucked up criminal baby. You're like Michael Lohan.
- Greg Giraldo: [to David Hasselhoff] Your liver is so black and shriveled and dead, that if you put it up to your ear, you can hear it saying, "Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"!
- Greg Giraldo: [to David Hasselhoff] You were also knighted by the Queen. She dubbed you Sir Osis of Liver!