Lisa Edelstein credited as playing...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.
- Dr. Gregory House: That's also true of five morons.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out her time before med school getting PHds in both applied Math and Art History.
- Dr. Gregory House: She'll be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What's that smell? Onions? Peppers? Oh, I know. It's a sausage-fest.
- Dr. Gregory House: Sausage-fest implies multiples. Now if you're talking yardage, I'd have to agree.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm talking about your department. You still haven't replaced Thirteen.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's coming along.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You've had plenty of time to find someone.
- Dr. Gregory House: I've found plenty of someones, just haven't kept them.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: It's time to end the cycle. Meet your new team member. Her name is Martha M. Masters.
- Dr. Gregory House: This doctor is not a doctor.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out the time before med school getting PhDs in both applied math and art history.
- Dr. Gregory House: Should be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: This isn't a suggestion.
- Dr. Gregory House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No. I get to do that because I'm your boss.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: There was a time when you would have completely ignored my request. It means a lot that you respect me enough to do this.
- Dr. Gregory House: I've come a long way, baby.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Now if you would only hire a new team member...
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm on it.
- Nurse Regina: Do you know where the Senator's records are?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House was treating Anderson's campaign manager, not the Senator himself.
- Nurse Regina: Oh.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why did you think he was a patient?
- Nurse Regina: House saw him in the clinic. I guess it wasn't medical.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: When?
- Nurse Regina: Friday, around 3:00.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House's team ran a Hep C test on Joe Dugan on Friday. Can you look up the time?
- Nurse Regina: Chase, Taub and Foreman were running tests all night. All negative. Positive test at 3:17 p.m. House ran it himself. Is everything okay?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I don't think so.