Jason Hughes credited as playing...
DS Ben Jones
- DCI John Barnaby: Is there any young woman round here you haven't dated?
- DS Ben Jones: Just looking for the right one. How did you know Mrs Barnaby was right for you?
- DCI John Barnaby: She told me.
- [He walks away]
- DS Ben Jones: [Aloud to himself] Ah, yeah.
- DCI John Barnaby: I'm looking for case files from thirty-five years ago.
- DS Ben Jones: Anything over ten years old gets sent to the central files warehouse.
- DCI John Barnaby: Which is where?
- DS Ben Jones: Which is burnt down ten years ago.
- DCI John Barnaby: I love this place.
- DS Ben Jones: [Jones, muttering as Barnaby leaves] You failed, Jones; I'm going to have to do it for you. Thanks, Superman, what would we do without you?
- DCI John Barnaby: Jones...
- DS Ben Jones: Yes, sir?
- DCI John Barnaby: This circus... this death in the afternoon... what is it not about? It's not about me. Ergo, therefore in parallel... hmmm?
- DS Ben Jones: [Starting to understand his point] It's not about me either.
- DCI John Barnaby: It's about mechanics, logistics, evidence, and what sort of salad we make of those wonderful ingredients.
- DCI John Barnaby: [Barnaby walks away as the lesson sinks in] Fine, fine... make me feel better then.