Lauren Socha credited as playing...
Kelly Bailey
- Nathan: Yeah, so my mum opens the door and she's like 'ahhhhh!' And I'm like 'I'm immortal!', and then she fainted, face plants on the radiator. There's blood and teeth everywhere.
- Kelly: Is she all right?
- Nathan: Yeah, she's fine. Apart from the whole... face.
- Curtis Donovan: How did you tell it to your dad?
- Nathan: I told him I faked my death as part of an elaborate life insurance scam. He was not a happy man.
- Simon Bellamy: We should set up a password, then we can say it to each other so we know it's us.
- Nathan: Monkeyslut!
- Alisha: We're not having Monkeyslut as a password.
- Nathan: What are the chances of that being used in a normal conversation? Kinda low, no?
- Kelly: Awww, just go with it... Monkeyslut!
- Nathan: [pumps fist] Yeeeaahhhh!
- Curtis Donovan: It's a wind-up. Who uses a paper aeroplane?
- Kelly: Well, whoever it is, they're going to get a slap.
- Simon Bellamy: I - I don't think you should slap them.
- Curtis Donovan: To her, that's like saying hello.
- Kelly: Are you trying to say something, yeah?
- Curtis Donovan: No...
- Kelly Bailey: So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?
- Nathan Young: I appear to have shat myself.