Amber Tamblyn credited as playing...
Martha M. Masters
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Masters] If you tell anyone, I will get you thrown out of med school and I will destroy your career.
- Martha Masters: I've thought about that. Lying about me... won't work. Everybody knows your reputation.
- Dr. Gregory House: True, but I won't have to lie. Buried in your coma patient's big, big file is a form that doesn't allow treatment without the expressed consent of the relatives.
- Martha Masters: Wait...
- Dr. Gregory House: You drew blood and that's not just a screw-up. It's a criminal assault.
- Martha Masters: But you told me...
- Dr. Gregory House: No. As you may recall...
- [mimes zipping his lip]
- Martha Masters: You set me up? Why?
- Dr. Gregory House: Because this patient is the highest priority.
- Dr. Chris Taub: [to House] You bugged the room?
- Dr. Gregory House: I absolutely without apology will admit that someone may have allegedly done so.
- Martha Masters: Guess we can pass unethical and skip straight to illegal.
- Dr. Gregory House: Not according to the recent Supreme Court case of bite versus me.
- Martha Masters: [When House and his team are sitting in the morgue; House is watching a cartoon on a portable TV] Is no one gonna tell me...
- [House shushes her]
- Martha Masters: [whispers] Why we're in the morgue?
- Dr. Robert Chase: House is on the lam from someone. Taub's got his money on Wilson, but I'm pretty sure it's Cuddy.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Fool's bet. There's a whole world of angry patients, creditors...
- Martha Masters: [as Masters and Taub are searching Arlene's home] Should we consider STDs?
- Dr. Chris Taub: I think I just caught one looking at these photos.
- Martha Masters: [to House] I know I'm a pain, but it's impossible for me to work with you if you...
- Dr. Gregory House: Fine, fine! Instead of a live stream, I'll get a recap from Cuddy twenty minutes later. Thank you for saving America.