Lisa Edelstein credited as playing...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] Except I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot! Plus he was a gay hooker!
- Dr. Gregory House: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I was just wondering... Your masseuse?
- Dr. Gregory House: Brandi.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm sure I'm imagining this, although not as sure now that I know her name, but she seems a little... How do I say this? I don't know. A bit slutty.
- Dr. Gregory House: Well, she is a hooker. If she's not slutty, she's doing something wrong.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What? Did you have sex with her?
- Dr. Gregory House: Yesterday? Ah! You're getting confused by the hooker thing. No, of course not. I'm dating you.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: But you used to have sex with her?
- Dr. Gregory House: Well. it was a massage-plus-happy-ending sort of thing. Now it's more of a sad ending. Because of you. I've tried 15 different massage therapists in the last few years. I don't know why, but she's the best I've found. She makes my leg feel better.
- Dr. Gregory House: You won't let me sleep over. You basically haven't introduced me to your daughter.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: But do you want to spend time with her?
- Dr. Gregory House: Honestly, before this I'd have said no. But... yeah. How are we ever going to be a couple if you keep hiding her from me?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House, I need to protect her. I let you into her life, and you go away...
- Dr. Gregory House: Then call it what it is. I'm not the only one who's holding back.
- Dr. Gregory House: Why would I give up one who definitely works, for one who might work?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Because I asked you to.
- Dr. Gregory House: Well, that's not really an argument, now, is it?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I won't see you until you stop seeing her.