Peter Jacobson credited as playing...
Dr. Chris Taub
- Dr. Robert Chase: Sorry I took off on you.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Twice?
- Dr. Robert Chase: First one was my bad. Second one I had no choice. It was a threesome.
- Dr. Chris Taub: They're overrated.
- Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Eric Foreman: He's bluffing.
- Dr. Chris Taub: He hasn't had hallucinations.
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about *him* with a capital O-M-G.
- Dr. Robert Chase: You want us to do a differential diagnosis on Jesus?
- Rachel Taub: I made a new friend online - in a support group.
- Dr. Chris Taub: A guy?
- Rachel Taub: Yes.
- Dr. Chris Taub: A support group for what?
- Rachel Taub: For people with unfaithful spouses.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: See? Life of the bachelor. All of the sex, none of the guilt.
- Dr. Chris Taub: It's not over, okay? I just really miscalculated. I thought she'd forgiven me for everything but all those hurt feelings, they never really went away.
- Dr. Gregory House: That makes a lot more sense.
- Dr. James Wilson: Ignore him, he just got an idea.
- Dr. Gregory House: I have one more test to run.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Chickens aren't roosting. She's just got a friend. A guy she met in an online support group for cheating spouses.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I've heard of that group. It's called "irony."
- Dr. Chris Taub: You think she's cheating on her spouse with someone from a cheating spouse support group?
- Dr. Robert Chase: Sounds like the perfect place to hit on vulnerable women.