Paula Patton: A.D.A. Mikka Von

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A.D.A. Mikka Von

A.D.A. Mikka Von: [walking out of the courthouse with Stabler] I think we're gonna make a great team
Detective Elliot Stabler: Me too.
[Stabler sees Cragen walking up the courthouse steps]
Detective Elliot Stabler: Captain. How's the old place?
Donald Cragen: It's all getting squared away.
A.D.A. Mikka Von: Captain Cragen. I've been looking forward to meeting you. Mikka Von, your new ADA.
Donald Cragen: Yeah, well, nice knowing you. Your boss called. He's tied up. Asked me to deliver a message. Pack your bags. Go back to Chicago.
A.D.A. Mikka Von: [scoffs] I'm being fired by proxy?
Detective Elliot Stabler: What's going on?
Donald Cragen: Apparently, you sent a defense attorney on vacation, sub rosa. D.A. doesn't like dirty tricks.
Detective Elliot Stabler: Unless he's the one doing them.
Donald Cragen: I'm sorry.
A.D.A. Mikka Von: [to Stabler] Well, I guess I gotta go take my loft off the market.
Detective Elliot Stabler: [shakes hands with Mikka] Been nice working with you.
A.D.A. Mikka Von: Back at you.
[Mikka walks away]
Donald Cragen: She one of the good ones?
Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah.

Judge Miranski: [Stabler walks away from the judge, having failed to get a recess before the judge turns his attention back to Prochik] Continue, Dr. Prochik
Dr. Vincent Prochik: Uh, yes. I killed the Cola Queen. Because she was trying to play God. Who shall live and who shall die?
Detective Elliot Stabler: [removes his suit jacket, clearly faking] I'm hot.
Dr. Vincent Prochik: Our very survival depends on fresh water.
Detective Elliot Stabler: [removing his tie] Oh, boy is it hot in here.
Judge Miranski: [sternly] Detective Stabler!
Detective Elliot Stabler: [unbuttoning his shirt] Are you hot in here? I didn't order that pizza. I didn't order that pizza. I don't even like anchovies.
Judge Miranski: Detective!
Detective Elliot Stabler: All I want to do is get to the Garden.
Judge Miranski: That's it. I find you in contempt. Officers, restrain this man.
A.D.A. Mikka Von: Your Honor, Detective Stabler was exposed to neurotxic mushrooms in the line of duty. He is not in compos mentis.
Detective Elliot Stabler: [being taken out by the court officers] Your Honor, Al and Mike and Todd were gonna go water skiing at the Garden.
Judge Miranski: Call an ambulance.
Detective Elliot Stabler: I didn't order that pizza. Your Honor, I'm not even a fan of anchovies. Boy, is it hot in here.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Bad news. Night manager of Bananatrama confirms Sassoon's "lullaby". He's a regular. He was booted out of there for giving Miss Terry an unwanted bob.
Detective Olivia Benson: What time?
Detective Elliot Stabler: 4:30. After our Jane Doe was drowned.
Detective Olivia Benson: So we're back to nothing.
A.D.A. Mikka Von: [entering] Speak for yourself. Mikka Von, your new ADA.
Detective Elliot Stabler: Hey. Stabler, Benson.
A.D.A. Mikka Von: I don't get first names?
Detective Olivia Benson: Well, we go through ADAs pretty fast around here. What do you got?
A.D.A. Mikka Von: DNA from the semen inside your victim.
Detective Elliot Stabler: You work fast.
Detective Olivia Benson: Well, it says here that it belongs to a woman. Monica Worley, collared for assaulting a cop at the Republican National Convention in '04.
Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah, I got an SVU fun fact for you: semen only comes from guys.
A.D.A. Mikka Von: There were no hits on the sample. So I asked the lab to run a partial match.
Detective Olivia Benson: Which points to Monica's brother as our perp.