Dan Kohler credited as playing...
Witt Worley
- Witt Worley: This wouldn't be so bad if it was me and that lady cop instead of you.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: You want to do to my partner what you did to that blond girl last night?:
- Witt Worley: My reputation precedes me.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah.
- Witt Worley: What'd she say?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Ehh, she's not doing too much talking. Yeah, being raped and murdered will do that to you.
- Witt Worley: Okay, me and blondie had sex, but I sure as hell didn't rape and kill her.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Blondie? What's her real name?
- Witt Worley: She never said. She just came up to me near the reservoir and said she was hot and wet.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: A stranger in the park throws herself at you because, why, you're so charismatic?
- Witt Worley: Look, the sex was consensual, okay? She even took out a tampon before we did it.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Okay. Where's the tampon?
- Witt Worley: Killer ate it. My dachshund. I had to take him to the vet.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Your dog ate your homework? You just got an "F" for your alibi.