Mike Myers credited as playing...
Ray Foster
- [after listening to Bohemian Rhapsody]
- Ray Foster: It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!
- Freddie Mercury: I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.
- [after listening to Bohemian Rhapsody]
- Ray Foster: Bohemian...
- Brian May: Rhapsody. It's poetic.
- Ray Foster: What on earth is it about? Scaramouche? Galileo? Beelzebub? And that Ismallah business?
- Freddie Mercury: Bismillah.
- Ray Foster: We need a song teenagers can bang their heads to in a car. Bohemian Rhapsody is not that song.
- Ray Foster: Bohemian...
- Brian May: Rhapsody.
- Ray Foster: Rhapsody. What is that?
- Freddie Mercury: An epic poem.
- Ray Foster: It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!
- Freddie Mercury: I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.
- [pause]
- Freddie Mercury: And you know what? We're going to release it as our single.
- Ray Foster: [laugs] Not possible. Anything over three minutes, and the radio stations won't program it. John?
- John Reid: Yeah, we need radio. Format is three minutes.
- Ray Foster: What about 'I'm in Love with My Car'?
- [disappointed look on Queen's faces before Freddie kicks Ray's desk]
- Ray Foster: Well, that's the kind of songs teenagers can crank up the volume in their car and bang their heads to. 'Bohemian Rhapsody' will never be that song.
- [from trailer]
- Ray Foster: Mark these words: NO ONE will play Queen.
- Jim Beach: Fortune favors the bold.
- Ray Foster: Mark these words: if they're not careful, by the end of the year, no one will know the name Queen.
- [from trailer]
- Brian May: We want to do something different.
- Ray Foster: It's my money, I say what goes!
- Brian May: We can't simply repeat ourselves.
- Freddie Mercury: No... we can do better.
- Ray Foster: Mark these words: if they're not careful, by the end of the year, no one will know the name Queen.
- [a rock is thrown through the window]
- Ray Foster: Christ!
- Freddie Mercury: [down on the street] You can take that out of our royalties! Twat!
- Ray Foster: Wanker!
- Brian May: You can shove your gold discs! You made a mistake, Foster!
- Freddie Mercury: Asshole!
- Ray Foster: You'll never have a gold disc, you medium talent!
- [to Paul]
- Ray Foster: And to think, I worked with Hendrix.