Jeff Bennett credited as playing...
Johnny Bravo
- Johnny Bravo: Now who died?
- Carl Chryniszzswics: Not died. Dying.
- [sniffs]
- Carl Chryniszzswics: Read the medical report.
- Johnny Bravo, Carl Chryniszzswics: What? 12 hours to live? No hope of recovery? Fungal infestation? Carl, you're dying! And here I was being mean to you for the past two decades.
- Johnny Bravo: [using a megaphone] Carl is my best friend. He is so smart, and nice, and a really snappy dresser. I like Carl very much.
- [approaches a man in his car]
- Johnny Bravo: Excuse me, Mr. Motorist, would you run me over with your vehicle? Really, you'd be doing me a favor.
- Big Brother: Thank you! Thank you! My, what a crowd! So, a guy walks into a bar and says he hasn't had a bite in three days; so I had him arrested and sent to a re-education camp!
- [laughs]
- Big Brother: No, I kid!
- Johnny Bravo: You stink! Who's got the remote?
- Big Brother: You know buddy, I'll say to you what I say to all my critics. Seize him!