A beautiful Canadian invites Johnny for a walk, so Johnny ventures into a painful march in the Canadian desert. There he meets Slimy Pierre, who is building an army of Barbados to take possession of Canada; To meet the quota of big, stupid kids, an ultra-inclusive school accepts Johnny as a student. There he dislikes three snobbish students who come together to make Johnny's life a living hell; Johnny calls the cable company to complain about his bill, but ends up in a cloning lab where a nasty scientist makes thousands of Johnnies and rents them out for jobs that require weightlifting.
