James Bolam credited as playing...
Jack Halford
- Brian Lane: [about outfit at a fashion show] You'd look a right prat going down the shops in that lot.
- Jack Halford: Don't think you've quite got the hang of haute couture, Brian. It's not meant to be accessorized with a supermarket trolley.
- Brian Lane: Fashion! It's daft, though, isn't it? Folks spending their life chucking out perfectly good clothing only to buy t'same stuff again ten years later.