Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (TV Series)

Kyattofaito Kurabu/Parupu Adikushon (2010)

Monica Rial: Stocking

Quotes 

• Garterbelt : Angels, another mandate has arrived. Get your lazy asses to the scene immediately! Alright, this is the part where you're supposed to get the fuck up!

  Stocking : No way.

  Panty : Yeah, that's not gonna happen, Garter.

  Garterbelt : Holy shit. What now? Son of a bitch.

  Stocking , Panty : You heard what I said! I'm not going anywhere with that goddamn waste of space whore! Who the fuck are you calling a whore? Hey, fuck off, cuntbag! I'm so fucking over you! Quit copying me!

• Stocking : JESUS! You always have to fuck up everything, don't you? This is my room. Your's looks like a hooter's asshole exploded! Look at your toilet! Look at your bathtub! Look at what you put in your mouth and I'm not just talking about dick! You're nothing but a filthy, ho-bagging thief!

  Panty : Remember that time when I told you to relax? You need some inner fucking peace.

  Stocking : I do not understand how I can ever be related to you.

  Panty : [she holds a bag of Death Babanero spicy chips]  Try these. I'll let you steal some of my food if that'll make you feel better. We cool?

  [Stocking puts the bag to the ground, where Chuck gets fire breath from the chips] 

  Panty : Look, hooker, I'm trying to be fucking nice here.

  Stocking : You know I don't like spicy food!

  Panty : You do realize that if you only eat sweet shit, you're going to end up a Fatty McFatterson.

  Stocking : Whatever! Here's a newsflash, Flatty McFlatterson, all the weight I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that!

  Panty : Yeah, and your nipples are the size of dinner plates. Mine are small, fierce, and oh, God, are they sensitive!

  Stocking : You like guys who freak out over your titters. I say titters because your boobs are so small, they actually make me laugh.

  Panty : Ah. It's cool. Your tits keep you from looking like a little girl. I get it. Then, when he gives you candy, you won't feel like you're hooking up with a pedophile.

  Stocking : You mean like that idiotic muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the back burner? Oh, by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said I was the best fuck he had ever had. Way better than you. Not that he should procreate, but I would totally have his abortion.

• Stocking : You keep talking but all I hear is syphilis!