B.J. Novak credited as playing...
Ryan Howard
- Ryan Howard: Hey, I'm Wuphf.
- Michael Scott: I'm Facebook.
- Ryan Howard: What's up, Facebook?
- Michael Scott: I sent you a Facebook message yesterday, I still haven't heard anything back.
- Ryan Howard: You should have sent me a Wuphf.
- Michael Scott: A what?
- Ryan Howard: When you send a Wuphf, it goes to your home phone, cell phone, email, Facebook, Twitter and home-screen, all at the same time. Wuphf!
- Michael Scott: Wuphf.com!
- Darryl Philbin: Consider it a wuphf in person.
- Andy Bernard: You're doing the wrong thing. You're going to lose Michael's investment, you're going to lose ours.
- Darryl Philbin: You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back! Tell Mike to sell!
- Andy Bernard: If you tell Michael to sell, he'll sell.
- Ryan Howard: I'm betting on myself.
- Stanley Hudson: It's a bad bet.
- Michael Scott: Hello.
- Ryan Howard: Hey. It's an ambush here. Nobody here believes in this company. Will you tell them they are wrong?
- Darryl Philbin: It's not that we don't believe in the company, we don't believe in you.
- Andy Bernard: All in those in favor of selling, say aye.
- [the four investors say aye]
- Michael Scott: I... do not agree to sell, which is to say nay.
- Darryl Philbin: What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?
- Stanley Hudson: Michael, are you that blind?
- Michael Scott: I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is. He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend. And he's also clever. And he shoots incredibly high, and he may just make it. But you know what? Even if he doesn't, I would rather go broke betting on my people than get rich all by myself, on some island like a castaway. And there is no middle ground.
- Andy Bernard: You're gonna lose all of our money.
- Michael Scott: Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you. Just like I believe in all of you. You have nine days to save everybody's money.
- Ryan Howard: Oh... Uh, that's a lot of pressure. I'm gonna need some more time.
- Michael Scott: You can't have it.
- Ryan Howard: Okay. I won't let you down.
- Darryl Philbin: Is it any particular branch of Washington University?
- Ryan Howard: The Washington University Public Health Fund.
- Darryl Philbin: W - U - P - H - F.
- Pam Beesly: Oh God.
- Darryl Philbin: They only want it for the initials.
- Ryan Howard: The domain name, yeah, they do.