Ayo Edebiri credited as playing...
Josie
- Josie: By the way, our son Hezekiah hates us cause he knows we're both closeted, but we're trying to make it work for him. But he's not happy. And yeah, guess what? The deacon's fucking the evangelist, man! He's fucking the evangelist!
- Josie: Juvie was insane. Once, a girl tried to kill me with rat poison so I took her outside and I punched her 'til she died.
- Josie: That's my favorite way to be an ally. You just say you're doing something, and then you don't do any of those things, you know what I mean? You say, "I support women." You don't.
- Josie: I do want to say, um, I feel like you killed that guy.
- PJ: Oh, yeah, I mean we killed... I think we killed... you killed *that* guy.
- Josie: No.
- PJ: Yeah, he's dead.
- Josie: No.
- PJ: That's dead.
- Josie: Oh, my God!
- PJ: Yeah, we killed a couple... we killed... we killed a lotta guys. I--let's just... we'll process it later.
- Josie: Much later.
- PJ: Later.
- Josie: Yeah.
- Josie: You know what? I'm good. 'Cause it's not gonna happen for me. If it's not happening here, then it's definitely not happening at Emerson, okay? I'm done trying to sow my damn oats. I'm packing up my vagina, and I'm fucking Matthieu. That's the only hope for me, it's me and Matthieu, man. And 'cause he's gay and fearless, he's probably gonna fuck me without protection, Then I'm gonna get pregnant. We're gonna have to join a church, he'll be the gay pastor. My whole life's fucked!
- Josie: And yeah, sure, his sermons are good, but everybody knows he's fruity, everybody knows he's fuckin' fruity! By the way, our son, Hezekiah, hates us, 'cause he knows we're both closeted, but we try to make it work for him, but he's not happy. And yeah, guess what? the deacon's fucking the evangelist, man! He's fucking the evangelist!... I don't wanna live like that... Will you come and visit us on Sundays? Please, come to visit us on sundays?