Dylan Sprouse credited as playing...
Zack Martin
- [first lines]
- Zack Martin: Cody, just the man I wanted to see.
- Cody Martin: Zack, just the man I wanted to see walking away.
- Zack Martin: Normally I'd be insulated by that, but I've got a lot on my mind so I'll just return the insult later, but just know it'll be about your shirt.
- Cody Martin: This is an incredible opportunity.
- Mr. Moseby: I'll say. Having one of you gone over Spring Break means half the possibility of disaster. Something I've been longing for since the dawn of time itself.
- Zack Martin: You were in your twenties then?
- Zack Martin: [Cody electrically shocked Zack] Ow! Hey, that's not fair, I was talking.
- Cody Martin: Yeah, that's usually where your troubles begin.
- Zack Martin: Maybe at college they can teach how to get along without a car because I really want it.
- Cody Martin: Why? The only place you go more than once a day is the bathroom.
- Zack Martin: And how much nicer would it be to drive there?
- Woody Fink: Ooh, I call shotgun!
- Zack Martin: [about a machine] Can this thing kill asteroids?
- Dr. Olsen: No.
- Zack Martin: Kinda seems like a waste of money then.
- Cody Martin: [aggravated] You see what I have to live with?
- Cody Martin: Fired, fired from my internship. There goes my scholarship to YALE. and my girlfriend won't even talk to me. It's all your fault, Zack.
- Zack Martin: Woah, hey now. I understand you feel the need to put the blame on anyone who happens to be nearby.
- Cody Martin: That was my one shot, Zack.
- Zack Martin: Look I know things seem bad now, but we're gonna look back on this and laugh. And remember he who laughs last thinks the slowest.
- Cody Martin: This wasn't like all the other times you messed up. This effects my whole future. That's unforgivable.
- Zack Martin: Hey, I didn't mean to.
- Cody Martin: You never mean to, Zack. You just do it. I'll never forgive for this ever. I hate you.
- Zack Martin: That's harsh.
- Cody Martin: I'm done, man. We're through. We may be twins but we are not brothers.
- Zack Martin: You haven't told Baily? Bailey, Cody's going to do a Marine Biology internship over spring break.
- Bailey Pickett: Excuse me, Cody is what?
- Zack Martin: Guess not.
- Bailey Pickett: Wait, Our last spring break together and you choose some biology reserve over me?
- Cody Martin: No, No, Yes Look I had it all written down in a letter, but Zack lost it.
- Bailey Pickett: A letter? You wrote all this down in a letter?
- Zack Martin: Can you believe the guy?
- Bailey Pickett: You let me go on and on about how much this spring break meant to me when the whole time you made other plans?
- Cody Martin: Yes.
- Zack Martin: One word. Inconsiderate. Or is that two words?
- Bailey Pickett: I can't even look at you right now!
- Zack Martin: Nope It's one word.
- Cody Martin: What just happened?
- Zack Martin: Well, for starters, you should explained to Bailey that the only reason you want the internship is to get a scholarship to YALE.
- Cody Martin: Zack and I have been experiencing some strange phenomenon. Seems almost a little too improbable.
- Zack Martin: I feel what he feels.
- [turning to Cody]
- Zack Martin: Why must you complicate everything?
- Cody Martin: Well, it wouldn't be complicated if you didn't only have one brain cell. Which is going to die alone.