- Nathan Ford: You know that's not really Santa right?
- Parker: Obviously, Santa lives at the North Pole.
- Parker: There's a client waiting to meet you.
- Nathan Ford: We're closed. It's the holidays.
- Parker: I really think you should talk to this one. It's Santa.
- Eliot Spencer: You bought us gifts?
- Sophie Devereaux: Oh, I wouldn't say bought exactly... we a obtained.
- Alec Hardison: Nate, man, this is like trying to plug a fire hose with a pebble.
- Nathan Ford: Hardison, are you saying you can't do it?
- Alec Hardison: When have I said that, ever?
- Alec Hardison: How do you not think to ask your sources what else is on that trunk line?
- Eliot Spencer: How come you didn't figure out Chaos was after the bank, man? I thought all you dorks thought alike!
- Alec Hardison: I did my job, man!
- Eliot Spencer: You want to see me do mine?
- Parker: Your job is to deliver magic and joy to little boys and girls.
- Sophie Devereaux: Wow. I thought Christmas at Aunt Emily's was humiliating.
- Frank: You're high on the holiday spirit!
- Eben Dooley Jr.: Yes I am. And pills mixed with Morphine, I can't believe you let me drive here.
- Nathan Ford: Hello, Chaos. I thought we left you rotting in a federal prison.
- Colin Mason: Oh, come on. Those things are made to be broken out of. You of all people know that.
- Nathan Ford: We all did our jobs. Everyone except me. Now, Chaos, he manipulated us because we're the best. Now, my job is to see two steps ahead. I... I should have realized that this credit card scam was a setup; I didn't.
- Nathan Ford: [Sophie is following their mark] All right, just make sure he doesn't get on that plane. And listen, if you can spook him into calling an audible, go to town.
- Nathan Ford: Any visual on Chaos?
- Parker: No sign of entry. No roof access. They must have gone in underneath.
- Alec Hardison: No. Tunneling's too risky. It would have taken months.
- Nathan Ford: Unless the tunnel was already there. Back in the '60s, pedestrian tunnels were sort of the wave of the future. The mob made a fortune on the contracts until the state shut them down.
- Sophie Devereaux: And you got this from your days in insurance.
- Nathan Ford: Oh, no, my dad's pals, they used to joke about going to live in the tunnels when their wives kicked them out.