Tony Revolori credited as playing...
Jason Carvey
- Jason Carvey: [as he's dying] We have to finish the movie.
- The Voice: [raising his knife] Who gives a fuck about movies!
- Jason Carvey: [Over the phone as Reggie] The person I'm looking at isn't waving, they're just staring at me. Okay, this is werid. Um, he moving towards me.
- Laura Crane: Are you okay?
- Jason Carvey: Oh shit, he is following me.
- Laura Crane: I don't see anybody.
- Jason Carvey: Holy shit, he is after me! He's got a knife! And the worst part... The worst part is
- [activates a voice changer and speak to her as Ghostface]
- Jason Carvey: ... you teach your class about slashers, and you still walk down a dark alley, alone...
- Laura Crane: That's not funny.
- Jason Carvey: [In ghostface voice] Heh... No, it's not.
- Jason Carvey: [thinking he's talking to Greg] I'm sorry, okay? I just got massive blue balls. I had to practice. Please don't be mad... How mad are you?
- The Voice: Oh... I'm not mad, Jason.
- Jason Carvey: Dude... We said we wouldn't use the voice on each other.
- The Voice: We said a lot of things.
- Jason Carvey: This is Greg, right?
- The Voice: [laughing] Who else would it be?
- Jason Carvey: Where are you? I wanna tell you about it. By the way, we should go to the frat party. Tara's there.
- The Voice: What was it like?
- Jason Carvey: Not on the phone, man. And seriously... turn off the fucking voice modulator.
- The Voice: I'm just trying to get the voice right, you got to have your practice, I get mine. Just tell me, what it felt like. And then maybe I'll come out.
- Jason Carvey: Dude, I know you're not here...
- The Voice: Humor me.
- Jason Carvey: Alright, fine. It was even better than we could have imagined. And when the knife, went in her, it's like... she wasn't a human anymore. Just an animal. And everytime when I went in, she was less... Less human... And then? She was... just meat.
- The Voice: But she wasn't just meat, Jason... She was a person, our film professor.
- Jason Carvey: Yeah, well... Fuck her.
- The Voice: Let's play a game.
- Jason Carvey: Ah, shit...
- The Voice: You know "warmer colder"? Come on, find me, and then we're going to gut the Carpenter sisters.
- Jason Carvey: [notices "Greg" is watching him through the cameras] Are you using the fucking cameras?
- The Voice: Yeah, the cameras. And at the moment, you're very, very cold.
- Jason Carvey: Alright douchebag... Let's play.
- [he enters one of the rooms]
- The Voice: COLD.
- [Jason walks down the hall]
- The Voice: Heating up... Warm...
- [Jason looks at the closet]
- The Voice: Warmer...
- [Jason opens the closet, which turned out to be empty]
- Jason Carvey: [He walks towards the kitchen] Alright, you know what? This is stupid... I'm gonna hang up now.
- The Voice: But you're getting warmer.
- [Jason steps away slightly from the fridge]
- The Voice: Colder.
- Jason Carvey: [opens the fridge, where he finds Greg's dismembered body] Ah! What the f-ck?
- The Voice: [appears behind Jason and stabs him in the back] Do you feel like an animal, Jason?
- [Wayne repeatedly stabs Jason in the stomach as he screams in pain]
- The Voice: Like... Meat?
- Jason Carvey: But, we have to finish the movie...
- The Voice: WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MOVIES?