Lynn Farleigh credited as playing...
Pam Corrigan
- Dan Corrigan: [spills his drink] Oh, for fudge's sake!
- Mark Corrigan: It's OK, Dad, the carpet's seen worse.
- Sarah: You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad!
- [she and Pam giggle. Mark looks uncomfortable]
- Jeremy Usborne: Erm, Jezzed?
- Pam Corrigan: We got it from Mark, didn't we, Mark?
- Jeremy Usborne: Oh, right. So, uh... it's when you...
- Pam Corrigan: When you get something wrong - he Jezzed it.
- Dan Corrigan: Total balls-up, a real Jezzing.
- Jeremy Usborne: Right. Yeah. Yeah, that is funny. Sort of a bit like being famous.
- [the doorbell rings]
- Jeremy Usborne: I'll go and see who that is. Let's hope I don't Jez it, or do a big Mark in my pants.
- Super Hans: Oi, Mrs C, answer me this, have you ever had a parrot?
- Pam Corrigan: Err... no.
- Super Hans: It's just you look like you might enjoy a cock-or-two.
- Pam Corrigan: [laughs] Oh! That's very cheeky, Hans.
- Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] This is the spirit of Christmas, Super Hans bonking Mum doggy-style in the airing cupboard.
- Pam Corrigan: [about a play she's written] It's about this group of young people who are very sexually repressed. But they become less and less repressed due to the influence of this wise, twinkly old Jamaican woman, who leads them through a series of experiences.
- Dan Corrigan: You've got to have a Jamaican if you're going to chase the funding. 'Elf and Safety, innit?