Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Marshall Eriksen: The Blitz isn't something that can be bought or sold.
- Zoey Pierson: Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity.
- Ted Mosby: Oh, what was that? I was distracted by the four-karat diamond your 53-year-old husband bought you.
- Steve Henry: Facial!
- Ted Mosby: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turturkeykey to baste.
- Zoey Pierson: I'm coming with you.
- Ted Mosby: No! I baste alone.
- Zoey Pierson: Oh, I'm sure you're a master baster, Ted.
- Steve Henry: Word play. Loving it!
- Zoey Pierson: But relax. I've got a ton of sides to heat up since my plans fell through.
- Ted Mosby: Who canceled? Your coven?
- Steve Henry: Coven, group of witches! Boom!
- Zoey Pierson: Yeah, they were worn out from putting that spell on your hair!
- Steve Henry: Oh! Serve returned!
- Ted Mosby: Are you happy? You're ruining Thanksgiving!
- Zoey Pierson: Well, you're not exactly who I thought I'd be spending Thanksgiving with, either!
- Steve Henry: God, I'm so happy to be here. My face hurts from smiling!