Sam Marin credited as playing...
- Rigby: You can't do that, that's cheating!
- GBF: Universe rules, baby. There are no rules.
- [Crowd boo]
- GBF: Oh, boo yourselves! I'm Garrett Bobby Ferguson.
- Rigby: [makes sound of disgust] It's a giant bearded face!
- Mordecai, Rigby: [gasp] GBF!
- GBF: Yeah, I'm GBF all right, but it stands for Garrett Bobby Ferguson, not Giant Bearded Face.
- Mordecai, Rigby: The Universe record?
- GBF: It's the highest score in the whole universe, 1,279,001. Now who holds that record again? Oh yeah, me!
- [Crowd runs up to GBF and strokes his beard]
- GBF: Yes, go ahead, stroke the beard of Garrett Bobby Ferguson.
- Mordecai: Hey, Giant Beard-o Face!
- GBF: I told you that's not my name!
- Mordecai: Dude, why're you crying, dude?
- GBF: Please, please just let me win.
- Mordecai: Dude, what are you talking about?
- GBF: I've devoted my entire life to Broken Bonez. I played so much my wife left me.
- GBF: Thank you so much!
- [laughs evilly]
- GBF: Thank you for being so dumb.
- Mordecai, Rigby: What?
- GBF: I didn't devote my life to this cruddy game, it's just a hobby.
- Mordecai: But what about your wife?
- GBF: [scoffs] Never had one. You can't tie GBF down.
