Paul McCartney credited as playing...
Uncle Jack
- Uncle Jack: If they disembowel you, ask for Victor, he's got the softest hands.
- Captain Jack Sparrow: Thank you!
- Uncle Jack: Mention my name, and they won't cut your feet off.
- Uncle Jack: Have I ever told you about the one with the skeleton?
- Captain Jack Sparrow: Yes, you have, many times...
- Uncle Jack: A skeleton goes into a bar, and orders a beer and a mop!
- Captain Jack Sparrow: ...Funny as ever.
- Captain Jack Sparrow: [In prison] Uncle Jack?
- Uncle Jack: Jackie, boy! How's it goin'?
- Captain Jack Sparrow: [Being held by two guards] Can't complain, really. You?
- Uncle Jack: I've been waiting in here all morning for a beating, but the service is terrible.
- Captain Jack Sparrow: Shameful.