Christina Hendricks credited as playing...
Diane Hastings
- Willie: You outta your goddamn mind? I ain't dancing around with a bunch of candy canes and shit.
- [slight pause]
- Willie: Cuz I'm all about the birth of Christmas. You know, the wise guys kicked 'em out of the hotel. The ejaculate conception and then the drummer that didn't have shit to give 'em. And some perfume and the King Midas or one of them threatened to cut the kid in half, turn him into gold. But see uh, it's a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy.
- Diane: Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas?
- Willie: Exactly.
- Diane: [Willing is banging Diane hard doggy style behind a dumpster in an alleyway] Tell me how dirty it is.
- Willie: Ok. Ahh. It's a dumpster and an alley. It's pretty... pretty fucking dirty, I guess.
- Diane: [yelling] Tell me it's fucking dirty!
- Willie: Okay, it's fucking dirty! It's dirty. Yeah, it's dirty.
- Diane Hastings: [Willie is having sex with Diane in an alleyway] Oh, god! Yeah! Fuck me like the dirty little slut that I am!
- Willie Soke: Call me Santa.
- Diane Hastings: What?
- Willie Soke: Call me Santa.
- Diane Hastings: Don't be weird. Tell me how dirty this is.
- Willie Soke: Call me Santa!
- Diane Hastings: Shut the fuck up! And spit on me! Oh, fuck! That almost made me cum!
- Willie Soke: Um... Okay? You're getting fucked in a dumpster in an alley. It's pretty, pretty fucking dirty, I guess.
- Diane Hastings: Oh, fuck! Spank me! And keep telling me how dirty I am!
- Willie Soke: Okay, it's fucking dirty. Yes, it's dirty. You're a dirty little fuckin' slut.
- Diane Hastings: Fuck me harder. Oh, I'm so dirty. I'm such a dirty little whore. Do you like my pussy?
- Willie Soke: I love fucking your pussy. Oh, you're gonna make me cum!
- Diane Hastings: I want you to cum on my face. Make me your dirty little whore.
- Willie Soke: See, that's what I thought!