Rainn Wilson credited as playing...
Dwight Schrute
- Holly Flax: Okay, look, let's just go somewhere high and see if we could spot him on the street below.
- Dwight Schrute: That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. No.
- Dwight Schrute: Tap into your common mind and tell us what he would do next.
- Holly Flax: Look, I'm not playing. I'm gonna go look for him.
- Erin Hannon: Good. We don't need her.
- Dwight Schrute: Right. I can do this on my own. I can think like Michael. All right... I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo's coming right at me. No. Damn it, that's just my own imagination.
- Cellphone's POS Attendant: Fanny Smellmore? Real original.
- Holly Flax: What?
- Cellphone's POS Attendant: You know what? Say hi to Orville Tootenbacher for me.
- Dwight Schrute: Tootenbacher?
- Erin Hannon: Orville Tootenbacher, that's Michael's millionaire character that farts...
- Dwight Schrute: Farts popcorn.