Jenna Fischer credited as playing...
Pam Beesly
- Pam Beesly: Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.
- Jim Halpert: No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.
- Pam Beesly: Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.
- Jim Halpert: And a shower.
- Pam Beesly: Hey. How you doing?
- Darryl Philbin: Thinking about my grandmother a lot.
- Pam Beesly: Yeah.
- Darryl Philbin: She was about to turn 97.
- Pam Beesly: At least she lived a very long and I'm sure a very happy life. Got you this card. When you're ready. We all signed it. We just wanted you to know we're thinking about you.
- Darryl Philbin: Thank you. "Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted." "Have fun today, big guy." "Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop."
- Pam Beesly: It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.
- Darryl Philbin: "Hooray. Live it up big D." "Days like this don't come often enough. Time to celebrate. You deserve this"?
- Andy Bernard: Birthday punches!
- [softly punching Darryl in the stomach]
- Andy Bernard: One two three four five six seven eight...
- Pam Beesly: I'm so sorry.
- [tears well up in Darryl's eyes]
- Andy Bernard: ... thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six!...
- Ryan Howard: You wanted to have sex in my office.
- Pam Beesly: No.
- Jim Halpert: Definitely not. That's disgusting.
- Ryan Howard: It's cool. Just um, try to put everything back where you found it. Text me when you're finished... I'll be out here.