Scott Caan credited as playing...
Danny Williams
- Big Lono: [Watches Steve prepare grenade for action] That thing's not even real.
- Steve McGarrett: All right. Are you gonna open the door?
- Big Lono: Not a chance.
- Steve McGarrett: Okay.
- [Steve unwraps the grenade]
- Steve McGarrett: You sure?
- [Big Lono just stares at him]
- Steve McGarrett: Okay.
- [Steve places the grenade on the door handle]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Steve indicates to Danno to run for cover] You're not blu- You're bluffing... You're not -
- [Danno starts running out]
- Steve McGarrett: Go! Go!
- [Steve pulls the pin and runs out]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: That is so sick!
- Steve McGarrett: Would you like to steer?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Huh?
- Steve McGarrett: [Danny stops pushing] Whoa. Whoa.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Do I want to steer? No. I don't want to steer. I want to continue to push this 3 ton piece of metal up a hill in 95 degree weather. That's what I want to do. No, I don't want to steer. Yes, I want to steer. Thank you!... 9 miles
- [Danny laughs]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: 9 miles. 9 miles. You've been working on your dad's old wreck for 6 months and you get 9 miles out of it. I'm very impressed.
- Steve McGarrett: This is a classic car. And classic cars are tempermental, okay?
- Big Lono: [McGarrett's counting to 5 to the store owner] You can't come in here without a warrant!
- Steve McGarrett: Five.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Time's up.
- Steve McGarrett: You gonna open the door?
- Big Lono: Not a chance?
- Steve McGarrett: [to Danny] I'll be back.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [to Steve] "I'll be back?" - that...
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [to Big Lono] He's done a lot better, trust me.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [to Steve] That's all you can come up with is, "I'll be back? "
- Steve McGarrett: I got somethin. I got somethin' good.
- [Steve heads to the door]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [to Steve walking out the door] What are you gonna do? Drive the car through the, uh... Hey, I got the keys.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [to Big Lono] You see what you did? I don't know what he's gonna do, but if I were you, I'd run. Out the back, side, roof... Go!
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Steve re-enters] A grenade.
- [to Big Lono]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: He has a grenade.
- [to Steve]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Why do you have a grenade?
- [to Big Lono]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: He's got a grenade. You see this? You see this? He's not bluffing. He will pull the pin and blow everybody up. Will you trust me? Please?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny yelling at Steve after Steve uses a grenade to explode open a locked door inside Big Lono's pawn shop] Come on! What is the matter with you? You need help! I will pay for it!
- [Steve stares at him silently before walking away and back to the shop door]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny looks up to sky] Why?
- Steve McGarrett: [to Big Lono in shop after grenade exploded] Let me see your hands. What did I tell you? All right, you see how that worked?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny re-enters the shop in a cloud of explosive dust] This could have been avoided.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: So-so that means either Max is dead wrong or we are dealing with a Tongun zombie pirate.
- Steve McGarrett: It's possible.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: No, it's not possible. I was kidding.
- Steve McGarrett: No, listen, what I'm saying is if our Tongun pirate was killed a full day earlier, he could've been dumped on the boat.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny is pushing Steve's dead car uphill while Steve is steering it] All right, right here.
- Steve McGarrett: No, no, no. Shoulder's too thin. Another 20 feet and we're good.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Another 20 feet, I'm gonna be in traction.
- Steve McGarrett: You wanna steer?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Huh?
- [Danny stops pushing]
- Steve McGarrett: [the car stàrts rolling backward] Whoa, whoa.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I wanna continue to push this 3-ton hunk of metal up a hill in 95 degree weather. That's what I want to do! No. I don't want to steer. Yes, I'll steer. Thank you.
- [Danny walks to driver's door to steering wheel as Steve goes to back of car to push]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Nine miles. Ha, ha. Nine miles. Nine miles. You been working on your dad's old wreck for six months, and you get nine miles out of it. I'm very impressed.
- Steve McGarrett: This is a classic car, and classic cars are temperamental, okay?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Temperamental?
- Steve McGarrett: Just like you.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: No, no, no. That is an excuse. That is an excuse for poor automobile maintenance, my friend. Okay? This is a car. It is not temperamental. It is a product. When it stops working, you get another one! You understand?
- Steve McGarrett: What happened to you, man? I mean, where's your sentimental side? There's nothing in there.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I don't have a sentimental side, okay? And if I did, it would be reserved for human beings, not dopey machines.
- Steve McGarrett: Classic machines.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah, I know. One person's classic is another person's scrap metal.
- Steve McGarrett: Well, thank you very much, Socrates.