John Nettles credited as playing...
DCI Tom Barnaby
- Clarky: What'll it be?
- DCI Tom Barnaby: Well, what do you recommend?
- Clarky: You have the look, sir, of an escapee from the Manor Spa.
- DCI Tom Barnaby: Yeah, well, that's exactly what I am.
- Clarky: Then I advise a pint of Old Curmudgeon; five point one ABV, and it'll bring down a soya bean at two hundred yards.
- DCI Tom Barnaby: Oh, that sounds perfect.
- Clarky: And if you're peckish, we do a *Re*-tox menu.
- [last lines]
- Joyce Barnaby: This is weird.
- Cully Barnaby: It is. So, Dad, what now?
- DCI Tom Barnaby: What now? I'm going to have my cake and eat it.
- Cloud: If you want to see something clearly, you should look in the opposite direction. It's a zen thing.
- DCI Tom Barnaby: [Condescendingly] Of course, it is.
- Miranda Bedford: Luke Archibald has found some loophole in the deeds whereby I can't use the drive of my own house.
- DCI Tom Barnaby: Oh, so that's the reason for the bad feeling between you two.
- Carter Smith: Tip o' the iceberg, my friend.