Owen Wilson credited as playing...
Mobius
- Mobius: Knock knock!
- Brad Wolfe: Who's there?
- Mobius: Brad!
- Brad Wolfe: Brad who?
- Mobius: That's showbiz!
- Loki: You've never wanted to visit your place on the timeline?
- Mobius: Look, that's the last thing I should be thinking about.
- Loki: Why? Aren't you curious? I mean, don't you want to see the life you were supposed to live before they kidnapped you and brought you into the TVA?
- Mobius: Not really.
- Loki: Why?
- Mobius: Because it's not my life!
- Loki: But it could have been.
- Mobius: It isn't. This is. I'd like to thank the guy who kidnapped me and brought me here! Got me this pie...
- Loki: If you never look, you'll never know.
- Mobius: The TVA is the only life I've ever known. I like it!
- Loki: Look, I understand. I, like, I, I get it! Y'know, you might think twice in case it's... something bad, or...
- Mobius: Or something good! Something bad, I can handle. What if it's something good? You, you think I wanna have that rattling around in here? Of course not!
- Loki: There are lives at stake.
- Brad Wolfe: Oh, you've got some nerve. There are lives at stake! Everyone here knows what you're doing, y'know. You're just trying to make up for all the terrible, awful shit you've done in your life, you pathetic little man...
- Mobius: Okay, that's enough. Here's the...
- Loki: No, no, no, there's no need! It's, uh... it's riveting! Keep going, I want to hear more.
- Brad Wolfe: Good. See, everything you and Sylvie have ever done to try to help... has only ever made it worse.
- Loki: Is that right?
- Brad Wolfe: See, I've read your file. It's you! You're the problem. Every time we've ever found a you. Problem is, you think you're special but you're not. So it doesn't matter what outfit you put on, play dress-up or all the little lies you tell your friends or even the lies you tell yourself. At the end of the day, you just make everything worse. For Mobius, for B-15... For your mother. 'Cause that's what you do. You lose. You loser.
- Mobius: Loki...
- Brad Wolfe: Stop trying to be a hero, man! You're a villain. You're good at it. Do that.
- Loki: [chuckles] Thank you, Brad. Very much. I really am touched. You know, you're right. I have done some terrible, awful things. Yeah, maybe that is who I am! I mean, he knows... It's the real me. A loser. Always have been, always will be. And perhaps I've been... Holding something back.
- Mobius: Loki...
- Loki: Perhaps I've just been... biding my time. Perhaps I've just been waiting for a moment like this, so I can do... terrible, awful things to you.
- Brad Wolfe: The TVA is not your real home. "Mobius" isn't even your real name.
- Mobius: Well, it's what I answer to.