Eric Winter credited as playing...
Tim Bradford
- Documentary Interviewer: I've heard rumours that you have insight into the QAnon angle of this case?
- Officer Smitty: Have you ever tried to put toothpaste back in the tube? I know it's an expression but have you actually tried to do it? I have. It's basically impossible.
- Documentary Interviewer: And what do you think Q is trying to tell people with this Q drops, these cryptic messages?
- Officer Smitty: I really wasn't trying to say anything. I was just typing and maybe I got a little carried away.
- Documentary Interviewer: Wait, what did you say?
- Officer Smitty: Well, I guess now is as good a time as any to reveal that... I'm Q.
- John Nolan: Smitty is Q?
- Nyla Harper: I'm sorry, what?
- Sergeant Wade Grey: Lord, give me strength.
- Lucy Chen: What?
- Officer Smitty: A lot of writers use pseudonyms. Q is my first initial, so... hey, is my name down there?
- [chyron reads "Quigley Smitty, Police Officer, 'Q'"]
- Lucy Chen: But it was an accident? He - he didn't start it on purpose?
- Documentary Interviewer: That's what he said.
- Tim Bradford: Yeah, sounds like Smitty.
- Officer Smitty: I was trying to start the fan fiction club for This Is Us and things just got out of hand.
- Documentary Interviewer: What the hell does This Is Us fanfic have to do with a cult?
- Officer Smitty: I mistakenly mixed cough syrup with diet pills when I was writing a Satanic alien story line for Jack and Rebecca. I woke up the next morning and read it; none of it made sense. But overnight I got so many followers I just went with it. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.