King Agnarr / Mitch the Cabbage Patch Kid / Butterfly Prince Ken / Rattlesnake / Skydiving Instructor / Driver / Spider #1 / Schlomo / Producer / Kitten Camp Narrator / Penguin #2 / Clown (voice)
Unicorn Doctor / Dexter / Penguin #1 (voice)
Queen Iduna / Dire Rita (voice)
Mufasa / Mr. T / Itsy Bitsy Spider (voice)
Lady Alice Greystoke / Pamela Voorhees (voice)
Acne Amy / Elsa / Kitten Camper #2 (voice)
Anna / Kitten Camper #1 (voice)
Cinderella / Coral / Clown's Girlfriend (voice)
Spider #2 / Gil (voice)
Cop / Sick Kid (voice)
Larb / Penguin #3 (voice)
Babette Jocelyne / Bambi's Mother (voice)
Barbie / Bloody Mary the Cabbage Patch Kid (voice)