Kym Hoy credited as playing...
Kasumi Goto
- Garrus Vakarian: So, Shepard, you can serve this swill but can you drink it?
- Commander Shepard - Male: Someone has to drive you all home.
- Lieutenant Samantha Traynor: Are we sure the Normandy is still there? Has anyone else tried to steal it?
- Kasumi Goto: [Uncloaks behind Traynor] Stealing the Normandy? Now there's an idea!
- [Cloaks again]
- Lieutenant Samantha Traynor: Wait, what? Who?
- Commander Shepard - Male: Traynor, you still have your toothbrush?
- Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: We can always *hic* get another Normandy. Call up *hic* Cerberus, and ask them to please build us the SR-3.
- Samara: But wouldn't that require you to change your name? Tali'Zorah von Normandy SR-3?
- Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: It's VAS Normandy. *hic* Von means "one who has a weak bladder." Which feels appropriate right about now.
- Garrus Vakarian: We've seen a lot of good times on the old girl.
- Dr. Liara T'Soni: That we have.
- Samara: Indeed.
- Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Hear, hear.
- Lieutenant Samantha Traynor: Some of you more than others. I'm just honored to have squeaked in.
- Commander Shepard - Male: To the Normandy.
- Kasumi Goto: [Shepard hears Kasumi in his closet] And the "boxers or briefs" question is finally answered.
- [Shepard walks in]
- Kasumi Goto: Oh, hey, Shep.
- Commander Shepard - Male: You're going through my drawers?
- Kasumi Goto: [Uncloaks] I go through everyone's drawers.
- Commander Shepard - Male: Can't you just mingle and have fun, like a normal person?
- Kasumi Goto: Why would I want to do that? By the way, you have excellent taste in underwear.
- Commander Shepard - Male: [sighs] Glad you could make it, Kasumi.
- Kasumi Goto: Thanks. I'm having a really good time.
- Commander Shepard - Male: By your very strange standards.
- Kasumi Goto: [Cloaks] Yup.
- [as Shepard walks out]
- Kasumi Goto: Well, at least they're clean.
- Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: I miss the days when Cerberus was just *hilariously* incompetent. You know, when you two ran things.
- Jacob Taylor: Excuse me?
- Miranda Lawson: The only thing I was in charge of was the Lazarus Project, which, you will note, was very successful.
- Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Hey, Commander, this is Cerberus. We were studying some rachni, and they got loose and killed all our guys. Can you take care of that? It's one system over from where we hooked some guy up to the geth, who then got loose and killed all our guys.
- Commander Shepard - Male: They did rack up quite a body count. At least back then, it was usually their own bodies.
- Jacob Taylor: We knew some cells were bad, but the Alliance and the Council weren't doing anything. And we were doing good work.
- Kasumi Goto: [briefly uncloaks on the floor, doing sit-ups] And crunches. Lots of crunches.
- Commander Shepard - Male: Hey. Not okay, Kasumi.
- Miranda Lawson: But we did bring Commander Shepard back.
- Commander Shepard - Male: And after taking down the Collectors, I cut ties with Cerberus, got loose, and started killing all their guys.
- Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: For which we thank you.
- EDI: Jeff, do you remember that I am also a Cerberus project?
- Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Aw, crap...